AUTHOR: Sara TITLE: 5 Things I SHOULD be happy about DATE: 2/11/2005 07:02:00 AM ----- BODY:

This week has just plain sucked. I am not going to even butter it up for ya. So, in my efforts to remain positive and all of the other BS that I "should" be doing so I don't jump off the Hoover (thanks, B, for the option) I have made a "5 Things I should be happy about, but am having difficulties doing so - list".) 5. My dog has been diagonosed with high chloesterol. Yeah. Not something to be TOO happy about, but it does explain the sudden spike in growths underneath her fur. Fatty tumors. I am happy because my Sri-Lankan vet (whom I wish had a brother who was a high-risk OB because he is just so freakin' cool) cut me a deal on the medication for her since, you know, I am a teacher and have no money. 4. I started taking Robutussin this week and noticed more cm, which is good. (Now I have a cold, though. Go figure.) 3. I took a OPK this morning and got a very dark positive. (Does not help with the question of why I am getting one on cd 11?!?)My sperm provider also does not get home until after 2am tonight, so I am sure that by then my egg will have taken some alternate course through my reproductive system, got lost, and then just evaporated. 2. It's raining. I love the rain. However, my students do not because then they cannot go outside for recess. Guess who suffers about 2 pm when they have all gone crazy. 1. I put my car in the shop to get fixed from the accident that occured by the fertile woman smoking and talking on a cell phone. (Did I tell you that they loaned me a rental and that the battery died last night because the doors are so heavy, no one could be expected to shut them? Yeah.)

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