AUTHOR: Sara TITLE: A Normal Shopping List DATE: 1/29/2005 04:16:00 PM ----- BODY:

So . . made my usual Saturday errands and stopped at Walgreens on the way home for the following: Pregnancy tests tampons light bulbs To the ordinary person like myself, this did not seem like a strange array of items on my shopping list. However, to anyone still living in the world that is NOT fertility-challenged, like the huge, pregnant woman behind the counter, it would apparently be rather strange and amusing. As she held back her giggles, I just stared at her as she asked me to "enter my PIN number". If there would not have been two little boys in line behind me, I would have told her where she could put my PIN number. Fertile ho.

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