AUTHOR: Sara TITLE: "Can't she do that at home?!?!" DATE: 1/24/2005 04:37:00 PM ----- BODY:

Well . . I'm afraid, ladies, it has come to this. . . . Yes, I offically felt myself up in the car on my way to class this evening, searching for ANY presence of abnormal soreness. All hope is lost for the pathetic, psychotic headcase I have become since babymaking invaded my mind. It gets worse . . . Today a nice, young teenager observed my fondling that I was trying to conceal. ***Please make a note that I am ruining today's youth in the process of trying to make one of my own. So much for tinted windows.

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